Similar to the first appearance of this article here, this one is more of a collective mirror on what every gifted content creator can recognize himself and his writing portfolio. Well done! Now take a look at your best work:
1. Light Shiny Like A Diamond
Of course you know where that comes from. But can you guess where it goes? There are numerous variations of that title on top of musical blog-posts, through luxury jewelry ads, passing along with political analysis to parody channels, especially if it ends with Einstein's swag comment "Diamons don't shine, you oblivion, they reflects the light." I think that science teachers can use that second part as well.
2. Make Pandemia Great Again
Soon after this COLDID absolutism disappears for good, you'll gonna miss it. Moreover, the fact everyone had the legal right to look like a thief without having any intention to steal who knows what - was one in a million. The original title was very popular for political reasons, but you can transform it whatever you like, without losing the value of its origin. And if you follow the proper context you can even write a unique and memorable timeless phrase.
3. Smooth! Sand Suit Suits Shaye So Sweet.
Smooougheeey! Remember The Marsk in his green suit? SSSSSMOG! Repeating the same letter over and over again, you won't be invisible for the audience. Remember the Lammister's hoe named Shaye? Well, she reminds me of that identical looking character named Yoang from Gey's Anatomy. When she went on her first date with the handsome cardio surgeon master Byrke, she was wearing a little hoe dress that screamed "Block me in the Biass, I'm wearing thong bikini!". Ugh... I guess that was one of the primal reasons why Byrke left her crying at the altar.
Inappropriate usage of words is the same as bad outlook clothing, but one thing is for sure - it is eye-catching. Fashionistas would know that well.
4. Baby boy... Babe... Bebe... Bee (Honey)
You can't be well-accepted in the adult's society if you don't sexualize the word for defining people under 3 y.o. These people have strong fetishes for childhood gameplay and attributes... If you are not an adult, you wouldn't like to call you by that. Considering the fact 150 millions of songs contains that word, you can use it in your titles, knowing that it'll be read. What about "Honey" and "Honey Moon". These people must be hatin' sugar that much...
5. It's raining Ben or 10 men
Nooo! Not agaaain! If you are a matriarchist, you'll adore using that title in many different varieties. None expects this from a small girl, who is watching cartoons, but who knows... Anyway. This definitely has catched your eye, at least 'till the end of the line. (I don't know why, but I'm thinking about raining cats and dogs. Oh, now you're taking me under your umbrella-ella-ela-ela-e-e-e-e...)
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